Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy: At this website, we value your privacy, but not as much as we value making fun of it! We promise to keep your personal information safe and secure, just like we promise to keep your secrets safe from our moms when we were kids! We know how important it is for you to trust us, which is why we'll tell you everything you want to hear, and maybe even some things you don't!

 

Information Collection: We may collect personal information from you such as your name, email address, and other details that you might not want us to have. But don't worry, we won't do anything sketchy with it, like signing you up for a dating site or selling it to a Nigerian prince. We'll only use it to send you funny memes and inspirational quotes (and maybe some spam, but only the good kind).

 

Use of Cookies: We use cookies on our website, but not the kind you can eat. These are digital cookies that help us track your online behavior, so we can sell you more stuff and show you ads for things you don't need. But hey, who doesn't love a good ad, right?

 

Third-Party Disclosure: We may disclose your personal information to third-party partners, but only if they promise not to tell anyone else. We'll never sell your information to anyone, unless they offer us a lot of money, and we're talking a lot of money. Like, "buy us a yacht" kind of money.

 

Security: We take security seriously, but not too seriously. We use state-of-the-art security measures, like firewalls and anti-virus software, to protect your personal information. But if a hacker really wants to get in, they probably will. So just don't make it too easy for them, like using "password" as your password.

 

Updates: We reserve the right to update this privacy policy at any time, without warning. We may add new clauses, remove old ones, or just rewrite the whole thing in gibberish. But don't worry, we'll still promise to keep your information safe, just like we promise to keep that secret you told us in 6th grade.

 

In conclusion, we take your privacy seriously, but not too seriously. We promise to keep your information safe and secure, unless we don't. But don't worry, we'll make it funny and sarcastic, just like we made the term of use policy. Now go ahead and enjoy our website, knowing that your personal information is in good (or not so good) hands. No but seriously, we take your donations and generosity seriously. Thank you for your continued trust in us. - The Traveling Angels staff